The Archonomical Reposititationary of Hoobaphonic Piffle

: jaketherat; July 19th, 2010

deathboy - This is definitely one for you:

: jaketherat; May 17th, 2010

I HAS A DRIVING LICENSE!

I know this is the sort of thing people are supposed to announce excitedly at the age of 17 or so, but having moved to Europe's most congested city 10 years ago I never really felt the need.

Wahey, I'm a proper grownup!

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: jaketherat; May 13th, 2010

Lets see how long this one lasts on Facebook

: jaketherat; March 24th, 2010

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: jaketherat; February 25th, 2010

For obvious reasons, this one isn't appropriate for Facebook:

: jaketherat; February 12th, 2010

How do you tell someone "No, your band is completely shit and will never get a booking at my night." but do it nicely?

I mean, in most circumstances I'd just say it, but in some cases delicacy is required. I struggle with this!

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: jaketherat; February 2nd, 2010

Can we get a "Fuck The Pope"?

Up in this bitch.

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: jaketherat; January 4th, 2010

I might just have been invited to become a regular contributor of articles to Time Out.

Maybe, perhaps.

Just saying.

To quote Vanilla Ice (completely out of context):

: jaketherat; December 30th, 2009

Yes, I sold out. I sold the fuck out!

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: jaketherat; December 14th, 2009

Remember my rant about Create bikes?*

Looks like they're doing some firefighting.

*You probably don't†, but couldn't you just humour me?
†You've probably all died and gone to Facebook