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death toll [May. 15th, 2008|11:21 am]

deathboy
China quake dead 'nearly 20,000' - if that was the US, they'd declare a war on vibration.
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Times 23,914 [May. 15th, 2008|10:12 am]

times_xwd_times

[richardvg]

Solving time: 8:49

Reasonably pleased with this time for a puzzle with a lot of unfamiliar words and meanings. MASSÉ and TILLER=shoot I simply did not know. And AMERCE, CATALPA and OBEAH are not part of my everyday vocabulary. On the other hand the big straightforward anagrams at 3, 12, 18 helped.

I am a bit rushed this morning, and so I have not attempted the pie chart analysis. Perhaps later.



Across

1IAMB - I tried to justify "element" defining IAMB, before I realised that this was an &lit. But that was only once I realised that the William Butler here was Mr Yeats.
9CO-STAR(re)D
11CAT ALP A
13O B(E)AH!
14TESS & ELLA & TION, TION being INTO*
21AD + M.I.T.
22ESCALATOR - I didn't put this in straight away, because I couldn't see what was American about it. The answer is that "story" is an American spelling of "storey"
24MAR + CON + I
25AP + PROVE, AP being PA(rev) - and the definition being OK(v)
26PRESS A GENT
27STUN(t)
Down
1INCH + O(r)ATE
2MASSÉ + USE - I did not know that a massé was a way of hitting a billiard or snooker ball
4EIDER, being (RED + I.E.)(all rev)
5RO(CHE)STER - nice change from Ely for "see". I suppose there must be lots of other bishoprics available
6BUTTON ON (th)E SLIP - trying to solve from the definition only I was going to leave the middle word (ONE'S or YOUR) till later, then spotted that the wordplay gave the answer. I think actually the Times (unlike other crosswords) always uses ONE'S.
7TILL + ER - I find that "tiller" can mean "shoot" in the botanical sense
10ABBREVIATIONS - it took me too long to see that BBC and ITV are given merely as examples
15LEAV(EN)ING, EN being the first letters of "each novelist". Odd definition, but "raising agent" would have been too obvious and would have been a poor surface
16SEA T + R + OUT
19WARM-UP - it took me a while to realise that this definition was cryptic, but of course heats are part of the competition, not preliminaries
20A MERCE(r)
23CH(A)IN(a) - ie CHINA with the A relocated
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tranquilise her! [May. 15th, 2008|10:13 am]

deathboy
Bah.

Not as clever as I think I am.

Liz chastised me heavily for seeing to Corben because at that time of morning, if he wakes, I'm meant to leave him to just go back to sleep of his own accord, even if he's upset, because feeding him incentivises him to wake at that time in future.

Go team me :(

In other news, while I was productive as a motherfucker last night, it is really unwise to drink 3 litres of generic redbull. Woke up twitching. Still am. Someone hit me with a tranquiliser dart.

Tranquiliser! That's an ace word! To make something more tranquil by force! Hah!

Yep. Mind's broken. Ouch.
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paris to london [May. 15th, 2008|10:35 am]

kumimonster
[Current Location |london, UK]

first train of the am

=

dead on arrival.


time for a nap


this does make me happy
can't wait for Sat morning...



this makes me cringe
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[May. 14th, 2008|11:53 pm]

rainofbastards


MY STUPID LIFE
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[May. 15th, 2008|04:59 am]

deathboy
excellent.

corben woke up, crying a bit.

(very not-excellent)

but I was awake and heard him, so I could go to him and give him baby-neurofen and some milk and make him happy and sleepy again and buy Liz more sleep :)

I am not dysfunctional.

I'm differently functional.

:)

Last ciggy then bed. Honest.
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rock the house [May. 15th, 2008|04:44 am]

deathboy
God fucking DAMN but that feels good :D

fuckkkkkkkkkk.

FUCK ME, it feels good to fucking write a few fucking tracks and VENT.

FUCKkkkkkkk.

I feel fucking ALIVE again.

Enough good tracks to put the cap on To Rights.

Work out the bits that aren't quite right and fix them, spit and polish.

Sort this fucking album out, get DeathBoy back on the fucking road.

hahahahahhhahahahahahahaahaa :D

Felt like I'd lost my fucking connection for quite a while there. Contentment is the death of creation.

GET ANGRY. REMEMBER HOW FUCKING FURIOUS YOU ARE ABOUT THE WORLD.

Make some fucking music.

Fuck, yes.

I AM FUCKING ALIVE STILL.

To Rights Highlights:

Beautiful: really pleased with this. meaningful triphop.

boomp3.com

The End Begins Again: need to overproduce it to fuck, ace lyrics, good pace.

boomp3.com

Machinegun: rabid drum 'n hate aceness.

boomp3.com

So I Said You Died: best track I've written in the last two years.

boomp3.com

At My Best: rocking, hi-energy deathboy

boomp3.com

This Time Again: drop-tempo badness.

boomp3.com

Fix 'em up, fuck you all, rock the fucking house.

GOOD MORNING, WORLD
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[May. 15th, 2008|12:21 pm]

cyka
good morning osaka
godmorgen vejle
good morning extremely long sleep
good morning thursday
good morning 7 weeks of black and grey about to disappear
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This Time Again [May. 15th, 2008|03:56 am]

deathboy
This Time Again - DeathBoy

boomp3.com

------------------

so here we go again
got more experience
no more excuses now
and no more bitterness

we said we'd be just friends
the cycle never ends
we terminated this
with due dilligence

I should feel better now
but still I don't somehow
the knife is twisting still
the cuts that make me ill

my head's a fucking mess
but this damn this loneliness
it makes me feel just like
when the world still held some interest

I am a nexus
I live to fall
I am gaping hole of violence
that lives inside us all

I am the DJ
and I am the drink
I am the thing that pushes
you over the brink

remember when you said
we were so innocent
remember when you hurt
and weren't so violent

and we shared everything
and life was beautiful
and I was happy then
until you fucked it all

I know I asked this
I know I don't deserve
a moment's happiness
to love without reserve

and I have learnt the lesson
and I am better now
I will behave, I will abstain
so you can breathe somehow

as if I will, yeah fuck
go try for better luck
I am the demon
will not stop until we all fall down

You kept them all away
but now they're here again
a million knives of insecurity
are my best friends
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The great thing about jugglers... [May. 15th, 2008|01:41 am]

johnnydarke
...is that when you throw stuff at them, they find it very hard not to catch it.






More... )

The glue soon found its way onto his other hand, and his phone went off about three minutes later; watching him attempt to answer it with his face was all kinds of entertaining.

3 hours and several cleaning products later, he ended up going to bed with sticky hands.
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the mystery of the home teams [May. 14th, 2008|08:11 pm]

bonerici
the NBA this season has teams where the home team wins 9 times out of 10. There are a lot of theories about why this is so. The one I hear the most is that all the teams are very close in terms of talent, due to salary caps and free agency, and because they are so close, there is this roar of the crowd the home team roar that fires up the home team and gets the player's blood boiling gets the players off the bench going, and that is why the home teams win so much.

I don't think that's it. I think there is this limit. Like you see in those japanese video action games, you reach your "limit" and you are done. This limit is defined somewhat vaguely, because really it is somewhat vague. If you are going through a bad divorce and playing sports, your game will suffer because you lack mental focus. If you are fighting with the head coach, you will be spending mental energy against him instead of playing the game. In fact, when you fire the neurons in your muscles, this requires a neurological force, it's not just the muscles, the brain itself has to activate those neurons, a neuromuscular force has to happen. And it seems that there is a real scientific basis to believe that mental energies spent, on anything, emotional problems, even having to work out financial details the day of a game, anything like this, theoretically could decrease the efficiency of the muscles.

So there is this combination of things, endurance which can be leached, mental focus, neuromuscular efficiencies, and any time you are fighting other problems in your life, your game will suffer.

So what I think is that when a team is at home, they get home cooking, they sleep in their own beds, and they have sex with their wives. On the road, these NBA stars will have unfamiliar food in restaurants, they will be chasing exotic tail, and sleep in an unfamiliar bed. I don't think you even have to stay up late to have this sort of effect.

If my theory is right there is a way to almost completely eliminate the home team advantage. First of all, all year, feed the NBA stars for free, on the team's dime. Hire whatever cooks you need, this is not a benefit, this is to help the team. Make sure the stars love this cooking whatever it is. And bring this team of cooks with the team on every away game. Instead of having the team stay in hotels, buy some of the best, most elite home trailers you can find. Make sure that the team will like them enough that they will enjoy staying there. Then on every away game you can possible do it with, use those trailers in the regular season, so much that it seems like home. And encourage the players to bring their wives on the road.

Basically make every away game a sort of home away from home, comfortable, familiar, low stress, ordinary. So the team can use all their mental and physical energies on the game itself.

One reason this home team crowd idea never made any sense to me is because, sure being the home team is nice. It's nice to hear them roar when you make a shot. It's nice when they root for you. It's ok. But there is nothing on earth as great as to be in a place like the Boston Garden and hear the gas go out of the crowd, to hear the roar diminish until you can hear a pin drop. However much it motivates the home team to play better, the away team gets even more satisfaction to hear the despair and wailing from the men women and children in their own house. If the players didn't enjoy stepping on the throats of their opponents and hearing them whimper in defeat, they wouldn't be professionals in the first place.

Of course if you are an announcer, you can hear the crowd, you can feel it roar, so it seems like an easy explanation, that's why you always hear that the crowd is the reason. It seems self evident. If you're an announcer, you don't see the unfamiliar food, the uneasy rest in a strange bed, and the booty chasing the night before, so they never talk about it.
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clones [May. 15th, 2008|12:24 am]

kumimonster
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los angeles, CA
venuswept.org
vex, motheroflondon, syren

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dammit [May. 15th, 2008|12:05 am]

kumimonster
furieux was good but short
5 hours of sleep
then back to london!!

Paris Nord to London St Pancras
Thu 15th May 2008 - 06:43

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from the happy pit [May. 14th, 2008|10:26 pm]

kuchisake_onna
so the summer lack of studio, packing up, major wandering orf plans etc was a bit daunting.. moving production (and my beloved industrial sewing machine/extra limb) to the boat could have been a cataclysmic disaster, but it seems to have kicked in my home-ing instincts towards tidying AND kicked off a boat oriented making spree. now i am in pink spandex and mohawk land. AMazingly wrong in all the right ways.

i also now have a book (of 'the book' portfolio high class proper type) of new images to pimp (but am a tad broke from shooting instead of working) and a bunch of other stuff i'm waiting to see the result of.

good, bad and restless, and not finished yet :)

this is chrys being wrong, isn't she hot??:



this is chrys being even wronger.. )
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no fucking way [May. 14th, 2008|09:05 pm]

ruby_blues
[mood | amazed]

at the risk of jinxing things...in a jaw-dropping twist of something apparently Empress Stah met Tito and The Tarantulas - the real live band from the Titty Twister in Dusk 'Till Dawn - in Berlin the other day...she ended up hanging out with them and telling them all about the Dragstrip biker bar and NOW THEY WANT TO COME AND PLAY AT GLASTO.

please random-factor serendipity God, above all else, let this come through.
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Гора идет к Магомету! [May. 14th, 2008|11:50 pm]

aydin_yagmuri
[mood | ecstatic]

Я. сонная тетеря, только сегодня узнала, что 2008 год объявлен годом культуры Турции в России. Я пропустила ораторию "Назым", но "Turk Dunyasi" и "Taksim" ни за что не пропущу!
Порадуйтесь со мной и за меня, друзья!
http://www.newizv.ru/lenta/88125/
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and the horse you rode in on [May. 14th, 2008|08:37 pm]

deathboy
Yet again I am an idiot and spend years of my life not listening to a band that everyone tells me I will love, because I try them a few times and they're not doing it for me.

This week: Pigface!

Listened to them in about 2001, couldn't suss out the big fuss!

Just listened to the (five years old now) "Easy Listening... (for difficult fuckheads)" - would you believe, fucking love it.

Oh well. On the good side, the habit of re-polling people you didn't like has paid off over the years. Win.

GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS!
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On a lonely blacktop near Vermont, IL [May. 14th, 2008|10:57 am]

rural_ruin

[wander]
I go to the town of Vermont alot. It's a quiet picturesque little place anyway. The town is pretty much a ruin on it's own. The downtown has very few open businesses anymore. The library and post office are still open at least. Mostly I go to the old cemetery looking for clues to my past. My Quaker ancestors came here from Eastern Ohio to found Vermont and nearby Ipava (once called Pleasantville)in about 1820. Paved but not striped roads and gravel roads run out from town in all directions, connecting farms that used to be on dirt roads. Many of these farms have long since been abandoned as even in the 1800's, Vermont was moving toward more of an industrial base with a foundry (still operating) and several flouring and saw mills. When the industry left and went to the bigger cities in the mid 1900's, it took much of the population with it. What was left were the farmers and small merchants and the town continued to struggle on. Down one of the blacktop roads (Il Rt. 2 actually)sits what's left of a small farm. The fields are now overgrown and unused and the house is sinking slowly into the forest. I shot this place last spring. While I was there, the neighbors stopped by to ask if I was the owner. Apparently no one knows who owns it but several would like to buy it.



More back here )

Enjoy,

Wander
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Bimble! [May. 14th, 2008|04:34 pm]

jaketherat
For anyone who, like me, does a lot of repetitive mousing as part of their job (or extremely systematic porn trawling) and suffers RSI type achy pains as a result, do yourself a favour and install AutoHotKey. It's a tiny, piss easy to use and very convenient macro programme that can do repetitive tasks for you whilst you scratch your armpit/make the tea/beat off into a chamois leather full of tabasco.1

ION I just received this in the post:



Now I just have to wait for this to arrive:



Combine the two and Hey Presto! I R BIKE PUNX - HEAR ME ROAR!2

1 - Yes, I know it's a good line, that's why I stole it from a guy who used to do stand up slots at Up The Creek in Deptford3. I've just realised that this was almost certainly Michael Smiley.

2 - It might also help to retrieve my bike from the basement of a well known West End pub and beat the spack-tacular deraillieur back into shape (it's decided that it doesn't like the only gear I actually use).

3 - While we're here, pour out a sip for poor old Malcolm Hardee.
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[May. 15th, 2008|12:27 am]

cyka
had a lovely long bath and my brain is very dirty my body is nice and clean.

am really tired, so it's sofa and dirty sexy money time.

goodnight osaka
godnat vejle
goodnight nitzer
goodnight chased bitches/FPF
goodnight dramas of today
goodnight phone calls and laughter and interfering
goodnight
sleep loose

oh!!! i almost forgot. panic...am in tokyo from morning of 29th until 9th june.
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