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[Apr. 29th, 2008|07:48 pm] |
I may have just created the ultimate geek nostalgia userpic. |
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| The World is Fantastic... and Wrong! |
[Apr. 17th, 2008|05:53 pm] |
The man on the radio says that fruit flies sing love songs to each other. This makes me smile, especially picturing what they might sing to each other.
You are so sweet
like sugar beet
I'd like to liquidise you with my puke
and suck you through my spiracules
so darling, if you love me
lets get humpin' on this pumpkin
dance a tango
on this mango
with me!
I worry me sometimes. |
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| Tim Robbins +++ |
[Apr. 17th, 2008|12:13 pm] |
"I don't know about you, but show me a starlet without panties getting out of a car and suddenly the world seems a better place ... Let's stop burdening people with facts."
MP3 |
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| Ssshhh! |
[Apr. 3rd, 2008|12:16 pm] |
I wrote a new song, but don't tell anyone as they're very rare and it might get frightened off if everyone looks at once. |
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| BST |
[Mar. 31st, 2008|11:56 am] |
Ahhh, British Summer Time. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
onetwofiveelevenfiftysixtwohundredandfourTWELVETY!
Cock in a clock:
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| Jam Tax! |
[Mar. 12th, 2008|05:03 pm] |
Have I mentioned how much I love this site?
BUDGET LIVE!
ALISTAIR Darling has been described as 'the worst chancellor since the invention of numbers'. The pressure is on, but can he pull a rabbit out of his battered red hat? If so, will he then lose the rabbit? Or will the rabbit be appointed to the board of Northern Rock? And is this so-called rabbit domiciled in this country or not? Ladies and gentleman, all the way from Downing Street in London's fashionable West End, we give you THE BUDGET!
1230: Chancellor stands up
1231: Chancellor shits himself
1232: British economy like an injured greyhound, says Darling
1233: Curious expression plays across prime minister's face
1234: "Britain better than foreigners"
1240: JAM TAX! As expected chancellor drops jam bombshell. Sell jam now.
1241: "Jam companies have a responsibility to society"
1244: "18, 76,000, 14.6, a billion and twelve, 90," says chancellor
1248: Gordon Brown pushes chancellor out of the way and tells him he's 'doing it all wrong'.
1251: "Pruuuuuuudence! Pruuuuuuuudence!" shouts prime minister
1252: After short tussle, chancellor regains control of dispatch box
1254: Pledge to abolish poor children. 'They're so horrid' says chancellor
1257: "UK remains one of the best places in the world to do the business"
1259: Women told to stop being so lazy and get a job
1302: Free bricks to help young people onto housing ladder
1304: £10m million for plastic scissors
1306: Glasgow-London journey time reduced to 'less than two weeks'
1307: Caroline Flint bends over to pick up a pen
1309: Caroline Flint is now sucking on the pen. Go on.
1311: Tax on showrooms!
1318: Cars to be taxed based on size of boot
1320: Cigarettes to be sold from box full of cobras
1321: FUCKING HELL! 55p on a bottle of Scotch! What a prick!
1323: And he's giving it to the fucking pensioners!
1324: Chancellor sits down
1325: Chancellor shits himself. Again. |
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| This will make you feel better |
[Feb. 28th, 2008|11:15 pm] |
It did me anyway
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| Sinfest |
[Feb. 22nd, 2008|12:41 pm] |
This makes me smile but is also strangely heartbreaking. I must be premenstrual.
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| Jeremy Vine Show |
[Feb. 20th, 2008|04:14 pm] |
Looks like barring fire, tsunami or locusts I'll be on the Jeremy Vine SHow on Radio 2 tomorrow lunch time to talk about Diz. Grooverider being sentenced seems to have made arrests in Dubai hot news, which is a good thing. |
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| Brainfart |
[Feb. 5th, 2008|12:39 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | abject horror of humanity, dagnabbit!, don't do dubai, fear! fire! foes!, fingers crossed, fnord, going to hell in a bonham-carter, monster mash, no2id, politricks, raging injustice, things that suck, things which are good | ] |
One of the busier/more stressful weeks I've had thus far. No time to tell you what I've been up to. Instead, here's the important stuff:
1 - Last Saturday my ex-housemate and dear friend Cat "Diz" Le-Huy was arrested on the way into Dubai for carrying Melatonin, a legal drug used to combat jet lag which is available over the counter in most countries including Dubai. He is currently in his eighth day of detention without trial or access to lawyer and has been made to sign documents in Arabic, which he cannot read.
Read more here: http://users.livejournal.com/_yungfuktoi_/306878.html
and here: http://users.livejournal.com/_yungfuktoi_/307357.html
Sign the petition to free him here: http://www.petitiononline.com/cle2008/petition.html
Support the Truth About Dubai campaign here: http://thetruthaboutdubai.com/
2 - Monster Mash Gallery this weekend - this event has been stealing my weekends and driving my partner, ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) misstiamaria, who is curating, to the edge of insanity. You fuckers better come along and make it worthwhile!
3 - Join the NO2ID campaign and stand up to the Government's plans to manage your identity.
http://www.no2id.net/getInvolved/join.php |
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| And another thing! |
[Jan. 17th, 2008|06:44 pm] |
Down The Line is fucking brilliant! |
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| STURM! |
[Jan. 17th, 2008|04:14 pm] |
w00t! |
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| Afore I go... |
[Jan. 11th, 2008|07:34 pm] |
Happy Friday, peeples.
Just cos I been too busy up til now to remember to do this, look what misstiamaria did get me for Xmas:
By the lovely Paul Garner. |
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| Awesome |
[Jan. 8th, 2008|01:12 pm] |
I've been trying to keep this under my hat, but the awesome has been building and building and the fedora has just macerated the polystyrene ceiling tiles...
If you haven't just pissed yourself laughing, you're a cunt. Or dead. |
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| For me & Mine |
[Dec. 27th, 2007|06:37 am] |
This might be unpopular, it might come across as smug. I don't give a fuck.
I want to state for myself and for the record how much I love each and every one of my family; blood and adopted, close and far, step and half and direct and all; and how fucking proud I am of each and every fucking one of them. I spend as much time running away from my family as anyone I know, and time and again I find myself wondering why. Fuck all thee naysayers; when it's good, it's good.
[Very shortly after edit]: This refers to my Mum's and StepDad's side thereof. The jury is still out on the other lot... |
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